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  • Last night, I wrote a paper for my HACE class and I was drunk. I have reached a whole new level of college. It was an awesome paper though!

    April 24, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -10

     

  • Today, I realized that I am pregnant. I think the father is Tim Tebow. FML

    April 24, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -19

     

  • I was born on April the 20th but have never smoked pot. FML

    April 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -11

     

  • Today I fell up the stairs on North Campus. Twice. FML

    April 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +13 / -6

     

  • Today, I wore this shirt that I thought looked so sexy and made me look skinny, but when I got to school, one of my teachers took me aside to ask me if I was pregnant…FML

    April 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +16 / -3

     

  • I live in O-House where I share a bathroom with two other guys. I just had to listen to my suite mate have diarrhea. FML

    April 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -2

     

  • It took me starting my HACE test to realize that I had completely skipped an entire chapter not knowing it would be on the exam. FML.

    April 14, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -1

     

  • All my roommate does is watch reality tv. All day, every day.

    April 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -3

     

  • Sitting in my 8×12 foot dormroom on friday night with nothing to do and no girlfriend. FML

    April 13, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -1

     

    • Anonymous 8:33 pm on April 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      This is horrible, there is a 3:1 RATIO AT UGA?

    • misspbp 3:57 pm on April 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      haha. if you’re cute, where have you been? i’m single and pretty damn cute myself. <3

  • 3 weeks left in the semester and I’m still not sure of the gender of my MIST teacher. F its Life?

    April 13, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -5

     

  • Today I realized that I hate everyone…and everyone hates me. FML

    April 13, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +7 / -4

     

    • Anonymous 7:25 pm on April 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      That’s just totally your fault now aint it?

  • my roommate won’t get off the fucking phone. fml

    April 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -21

     

  • Today I found out that the guy I’ve been sexting is Justin Bieber’s age. I’m pretty sure thats illegal. FML

    April 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +26 / -6

     

  • Somebody told me today I look like Justin Bieber. I’m 23 and female. FML.

    April 5, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +15 / -3

     

    • Human Beans 10:28 pm on April 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Atleast you weren’t mistaken for that lesbian, Andrew Garcia, from American Idol.

    • Georgie 10:11 pm on April 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      What so bad about Justin Bieber he is adorable maybe that person thought you are :)

  • I told my roommate I was pregnant, she told me she was a lesbian. I said “April Fools”, she didn’t. FML

    April 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +30 / -4

     

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