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• I go to Georgia Tech. FML

  February 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I drunk facebook chatted my RA and asked her if I could “get some”. I just got an e-mail from the judicial office asking to schedule a meeting due to sexual harassment. FML!

  February 1, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 12:31 am on March 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Hahaha smooth!

• I drove to Alabama to visit my girlfriend who goes to college there. It was a surprise Valentine’s day visit. When I knocked on her apartment door with a fistful of roses, some shirtless fuck answered with one hand and the other was around my girlfriend’s waist. FML

  February 14, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • none 11:30 pm on February 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    holy $hit…..I don’t think anyone can top that

  • Anonymous 12:33 am on February 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Wow that sucks dude.

  • torrence 5:09 pm on February 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    sounds like the beginning of Bring it On but reversed.

• The only doppelgänger that works for me is Justin Bieber. FML

  February 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I walked in on my roommate trimming his pubes. With my scissors. FML

  February 9, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Vinny 6:00 pm on February 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    hahahahha….The best one so far!!!!

  • yourstruly 12:23 am on February 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    i completely agree.. best so far!

• Today I realized I went home for spring break one weekend too early. I have 5 midterms next week and I’m hours away. FML

  February 28, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • UGA student 3:43 pm on March 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    sorry, but that was kind of your own fault.

• The budget cuts are going to run UGA and my future into the ground. FML.

  March 2, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I spilled chex mix all over the hall of the SLC..in front of two janitors just chillin there. They stared at me until I picked all of them up. FML

  March 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I ran out of rice… and I’m asian. FML

  February 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I havent had a boyfriend in 5 years. My roommate has 5 boyfriends. FML

  February 5, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • anonymous 6:52 pm on February 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    just borrow one. she obviously won’t care

    • thanks 4:03 pm on February 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      hahaha. well I guess that is logical advice

• My iTunes play count for Party in the USA is 108. I’m a dude. FML

  February 1, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Nope 9:06 pm on February 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    RJ?

  • Anonymous 12:24 am on March 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    dude i feel you. i was drunk one night and started randomly dancing to it, and havent lived it down yet.

• After a long night of drinking Saturday night, I passed out on my friend’s couch. I woke up to him, drunk and half asleep, pissing on my leg. He then mumbled “dude just don’t worry about it.” FML

  February 10, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I told my mom that I got a 94 on my first differential equations test. Her response? “Are you happy with that grade?” FML

  February 10, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I got pulled over for not yielding to a pedestrian at a crosswalk. The cops gave me 2 tickets. One for not yielding to the pedestrian and another for not yielding to the sign that said yield to the pedestrian. FML.

  February 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• not only did I apparently funnel beer out of 5 traffic cones last night, but i woke up at 5:30pm to find my house empty and several boxes of pizza on fire in the backyard. FML

  February 3, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 10:18 am on February 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    this is probably the funniest post that I have seen so far. Randomness is awesome!