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• I got pulled over for a DUI and I got caught with red panties in my lap. FML

  July 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• For BIOL1107, I worked my ass off and got an 89.97 for my final grade. The professor gave me B+ FML.

  July 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I have been hooking up with my new roommates boyfriend! The reason I found this out is they are Facebook offical and I just added her as my friend. FML

  July 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• First day on uga campus and i thought the mascot was a bull. FML

  June 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I got drunk for the first time in my life and ended up telling my mom about my underage sexting partner. FML.

  June 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I just took 4 adderall, have a final in 2 hours, and am now obsessing over ugafml. FML

  May 3, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +3 / -12

   

  • Anonymous 3:19 pm on May 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    lol this sounds like a Mellissa comment

  • Anonymous 5:19 pm on June 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Your own fault for taking adderall.

• Walked in on my weirdo roomate jerking off, he didn’t stop.

  May 3, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My birthday was on reading day. Instead of going out, I sat in my room and got drunk by myself because my friends who NEVER study decided that Reading Day was the one day they would “study”.

  May 2, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +16 / -1

   

  • bballdawgs 4:42 pm on May 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    i know who this is and that is pathetic because you are smokin hot

  • T DA G 3:21 pm on May 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    BeeotCH i told you to come out, you didnt want to. so FYL!

    • )(*&%$rtyau 9:36 pm on May 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      because you were going to a lame ass party. which you also said was lame when you came back. pretty much the same thing

• I made a 93.25 in a class where a 94 is an “a.” fml

  April 28, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today I ran into my dorm room door in Brumby and dislocated my elbow. fml

  April 24, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +7 / -5

   

  • someone you may know 12:31 am on May 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    i know who this is!!!

• Last night, I wrote a paper for my HACE class and I was drunk. I have reached a whole new level of college. It was an awesome paper though!

  April 24, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I realized that I am pregnant. I think the father is Tim Tebow. FML

  April 24, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 4:44 pm on April 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    FAKE!!

  • Anonymous 1:58 pm on May 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    duh..

  • Anonymous 9:58 am on May 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    mr. s?

• I was born on April the 20th but have never smoked pot. FML

  April 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today I fell up the stairs on North Campus. Twice. FML

  April 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +11 / -6

   

• Today, I wore this shirt that I thought looked so sexy and made me look skinny, but when I got to school, one of my teachers took me aside to ask me if I was pregnant…FML

  April 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +15 / -3